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When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.
Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.
2. When one person slowly walks into another's space while they are walking together.
Named after Josh "Fetus" Jones.
"Quit Jonesing me, this is why I hate going to the mall with you."
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This coffees running right through me! I'm going jonesing!
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When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.
Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.
Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?
<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>
Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)
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When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.
Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.
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When a boxer hugs his opponent too much to have the match to end in a draw. Or maybe, he just really likes the guy he's boxing to the point where he can't resist hugging him. Cough *Mike Tyson V.S. Roy Jones Jr, 2020.*
Hey, did you see that? He was just Roy Jonesing his mom before school, what a loser!
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when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.
1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.
2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.
3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?
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