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An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s
I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.
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To punch Bon Jovi in the face.
"Bon Jovi, you just got jovi punched!"
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An inside joke of Rockton/Roscoe/Rockford, IL. I have no idea what it means. It is random.
"Fo sho, jew know what? Dat thang aint so deck... Non jovi."
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A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.
-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.
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To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.
"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."
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Bon Jovi is an American rock band that formed in 1983, and have continued to rock girls socks off since with their jaw dropping music.
As a side note, they are far more talented than One Direction, and always will be.
*woooah, livin' on a prayer*
"Pwoaah! Actual music! Who sings this?"
"Bon Jovi, mate."
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When you have Friday off from work and you just fuck around all day Thursday.
"Hey Jeff, we have Friday off before the weekend, so let's bring some beers to the office and have Bon Jovi Friday."
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