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Joyced

Weathered, decrepit or aged in appearance.

1. After a walk through the museum I felt all joyced up.

2. The exterior paint on my house is taking a joycing.

3. I noticed a few wrinkles today and feel like I'm joycing.

by Dick Halibut September 11, 2008

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joyced

when you clearly throw a perfect game in baseball, but because of a blind ump, you get robbed

galarraga threw a perfect game but was joyced in the process

by pissedoffpuertorican June 3, 2010

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Joyced

To get the shaft. On Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, Detroit Pitcher Galarraga had a perfect game in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs. A ball was hit to the first basemen, and he flipped it to Galarraga, the runner was clearly out, but umpire Jim Joyce called him safe.

A-"Dude, so I was with this girl last night, and she said she wanted to be with me forever, and I woke up this morning, and she was gone"
B-"My friend, you got Joyced"

by Baseballdude10 June 3, 2010

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Mary Joyce

Mary Joyce is cute, funny, and sad.

Mary Joyce has gone through a lot yet she still manage to bend but never fall.

by June 8, 2021


Joyce Ann

Immaculate and beautiful in every way.

You are Joyce Ann.

by Alakazam_1 November 24, 2021


joyce byers

a very great mom to her son will byers.
she also ha another son jonathan byers.
her husband was a douche, she had a boyfriend but he was eaten by demodogs, and now she needs to date the sheriff of hawkins, indiana.
she often uses the terms "my boy", "my son", "what the hell!?!"

i want joyce byers as a mom

by malucansuckmydick January 2, 2018


Joyce Hotel

An old-school hotel in downtown Portland - next to the seemingly-famous Powell's books.

The hotel features a very nice, positive staff and has private rooms as well as shared dormitory-style rooms. The prices range from 17$ to 42$ a night. If you stay at the hotel for more than a month, they will cut you a small deal on paying rent weekly. The rooms are of varying quality. In order to have a guest, you need to pay an additional 7.50$ a night.

The most notable characteristic of the Joyce Hotel is those that live there.

The hotel contains truly crazy people getting their bills paid by SSI, male and female prostitutes, bums, criminals, junkies, drug-dealers, COMPLETE losers in general, sex offenders that can't get a place anywhere else, and the occassional couple staying a night - it's not uncommon for a person to be more than one of these things.

The restrooms are trashed regularly, ranging from graffiti to a feces party.

The garbage receptacles are rummaged often for cans.

It's not uncommon to see the police

Two people have died from drug-overdose within the last thirty days of me being here - that I know of.

People you don't know will try to come into your room, and those same people will knock on your door and try to talk to you. If you're about to leave your room and someone can hear you, it's not uncommon for them to wait and see who is leaving said room. People will come and see if your door is unlocked as soon as you leave. If you leave your door open for a draft, or whatever - people WILL try to look into your room.

If you are going to stay at the Joyce Hotel for an extended period of time, I strongly recommend befriending NO ONE, and to not talk to anyone unless you absolutely have to. I promise if you talk to someone too many times you'll find them knocking on your door all the time.

Don't stay here if you are a single girl/woman.

I was date-raped by a neighbor I still have to see.

Don't stay here if you have kids.

I don't really recommend staying more than a night.

Don't buy weed from room 415 at the Joyce Hotel, and trust me - they'll probably still be there regardless of when you read this.

by jfjfjfjfjf November 16, 2011

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