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the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."
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Jurassic Park- a bar or club where the 50 and older crowd hangs out. Usually filled with people who have had multiple divorces
Dude, don't go there, it's Jurassic Park! Nothing but old heads.
A magical cinematic legendary historical sales shattering golden polished (1993) film that will never be forgotten
Dr. Grant... My dear Dr. Sattler, Welcome... To Jurassic Park... Lovely wide shot of a valley of the park, full of Dinosaurs
The 2015 reboot/revival of the classic series from the 90s. It aimed to bring Jurassic Park, a thing of the past into the present day. And thus ladies and gentlemen we present to you, the Indominus Rex
Guy: "Wow they're making a trilogy of Jurassic World films, just like the original!"
Other Guy: "Ah shit here we go again"
Guy: "Welcome to Jurassic Park"
When someone gets fucked up the ass by a t-rex with no lube.
Luke told me Colin got fucked... Jurassic style.
An outdoor place where the elderly congregate; such as an outdoor market or a park.
"Why are all of these fogies gathering here? This place is becoming such a jurassic park!"
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a penis that is long and jurassic!!
OH MY GOD!! you have a jurassic penis...
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