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the most perfect person ever >:
me: i love kaden
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kaden is the hottest guy that every girl likes. he is a jealousy type. if you mess with him or his girlfriend he will kick your ass. he is a natural born fighter
dont mess with kaden or his friend. he will kick you ass.
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He a really cute guy with Light blonde hair with green eyes that some time looks brown he make everyone laugh know matter what. He has a great personality and he really athletic he a good kisser. He compassionate, thoughtful kind, emotional,strong
Thoughtful .Kaden is very thoughtful
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kaden is a hotty😍 he has blonde hair and clear blue eyes, and is short. He can usually make anyone laugh. He's SUPER funny but sometimes sensitive but he could be anyone's ass any day. He's all about his girlfriend and his friends. He's pretty popular and has good friends. He loves his girlfriend very much and he is the best boyfriend ever. He is loving and caring to her and would do anything to protect her. So if u ever get a kaden, keep him.
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Kaden is a beautiful women, who is a unique badass bitch. She's suppeer hot to and can take anyone's man at any given second. You wish you were her. She's also super popular and has friends everywhere.
Damn Kaden is so hot in whatever she wears and she doesn't even give a fuck.
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If you know A kaden, you also know that he is the biggest simp alive and has the smallest dick. He sits on the toilet for two hours texting girls and then wipes his ass with his hand. He is overall disgusting. Don't date a kaden
Fuck sake, you're acting like a Kaden around Miss.
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Kaden, or, as referred to in Biology as Homo Eggeous, is a species that thinks of itself as being the apex predator. However, through research, it has been discovered that Kadens are closer related to Troglodytes & Neanderthals. Kadens are often obsessed with eggs, giving it the Taxonomy Homo Eggeous. Through tens of thousands of years of evolution Kadens can blend in Homo Sapiens, however it is easy to differentiate Homo Sapiens from Homo Eggeous due to their lack of intellect and obsession with eggs. Often, they will hoard eggs in their home. Kadens have a high net worth, even though they have been proven to be substantially more retarded than the average Homo Sapien, meaning, despite the years of evolution, they are slowly devolving, meaning the only evolutionary trait is their looks being similar to Homo Sapiens, other than their egg-shaped head. Kadens will often brag about their wealth and success, although their wealth is a facade for the egg that hides below.
On a good note, the species is being poached and parts of them are sold in local supermarkets by the dozen world-wide, making them an endangered species. It is estimated they will be extinct by 2040 luckily due to there being less than 1600 in the USA.
Watch out, the guy you've been talking to is a Kaden. They are known to be retarded and eggs.
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