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Excessive "organic" lifestyle. The very meaning of a kaler's existence is defined by earthiness and is complemented by an insatiable desire to garden and grow vegetables at home. The term is extremely versatile and can be uses to describe various behaviors such as saving tiny amounts of food, reusing paper napkins, or planting too many flowers. It can also be uses to describe people who practice vegan diets and who practice yoga or people who try to derive "deep meaning" from every conversation.
OMG dude, who grows vegetables indoors during he winter time!? She is totally kale-ing!
Some people are taking the organic lifestyle to the new level. Kale-rs.
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Kale Dzedaj, aka Master of time, serbian youtuber who goes to bus everyday and recording people and saying "braleeeee, mraleeeee, naleeeee", he may be poor and got no teeths but since he is popular on youtube, he gets hot bitches everyday. -If you are his fan, you are legend.
Kale Dzedaj s famous word-brale
You use brale in group of friends, for example:
Friend: jedi leba
You: bbbbrrrraaalllleeeee.
If you insult or hate Kale while he is recording, he and his fans will disgrace you.
Pradyunn is an absolute incarnate of chaos. Wherever he goes he causes widespread mayhem as the representation of the devil itself. If you see him you must run immediately or else you will most likely perish at his hands. Do not leave food or any form of nourishment out in the open as it will lure Pradyunn Kale towards you. In order to summon him a human sacrifice is required.
"Holy shit it's Pradyunn Kale run for your fucking life!"
used when you don’t want to use the word ‘hell’. Very catchy and used amongst a lot of people
“BRUH WHAT THE KALE THAT WAS RACIST!”
A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.
OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!
A sugar daddy for urban girls who can not regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snacks.
I need a kale daddy to buy me some kombucha right now.
$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!
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The meme machine himself can make any hangout into a memorable one with his witty perro jokes