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Kan-Man

Kanye West's nickname.

A: Kan-Man is the best rapper alive right now!

B: Yeah, but Pac is the best over all

by HAGEMONSTER July 14, 2008


Jin Kan

A type of object that people use to carry in their bag or purse in case of an emergency.

I think I should use Jin Kan to protect myself if I face someone.

I love my Jin Kan when he is long and hard!

by Jin Kan January 3, 2018


Ron Kan

!an awesome guy which you will really like I promise

!Ron kan is so awesome

by maboi69 October 9, 2020


Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.

As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.

by pinkamigo November 24, 2014


Kan/ker

Someone who is atracted to people smile and eyes and doesnt care about the body

Dominggus just had a date and didnt fuck her. His pronounce must be kan/ker

by RODERIC June 8, 2022


SAN KAN

Acronym for See a Nazi Kill a Nazi. It effect brings World War 2 rules into action.

A partisan painted SAN KAN on a stone wall just outside of town.

by Partisan 1 July 28, 2023


Kan your garoos.

The act of going into someone's "garoos" and kaning them. It is legal to kan someone's garoos without consent.

I'm going to kan your garoos.

by Iorn ghost April 11, 2021