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A verb meaning, "to do something that will get you interrogated" and then get drunk so you forget.
I watched Trump creepily from the incognito safety of a trash bag. When the cops began to ask "wtf are you doing" I kavanaughed and suddenly couldn't remember. (At least that's what I said.)
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A tactic used by politicians attempting to prevent the confirmation of a Supreme Court justice wherein the nominee’s character is attacked with baseless false and scandalous allegations.
Judge Amy Coney Barrett can expect to be Kavanaughed during her confirmation process.
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(verb) the act, by a white male of privileged status, in an agressive shouting or pathetic crying manner (or both, alternating), of ignoring, avoiding, lying, or answering a completely different question than the one being asked, especially with respect to his excessive drinking habits or mistreatment of women.
Son, don’t try to kavanaugh me, and just tell me where you were last night.
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A kavanaugh (noun/verb)
An excruciatingly abnormal shit
Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
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A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.
She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?
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Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.
Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.
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like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole
in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.
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