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shit kebab

A kebab made of shit.

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!

by BarryBurton August 9, 2006

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Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.

"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"

by RhythmJunky September 2, 2008

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Ugthanki kebab

A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.

Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab

Enjoy.

Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .

by Holla_Back17 July 20, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).

- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.

by piperjo September 19, 2018


Dirty Kebab

A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh

Do you fancy a dirty kebab?

by Kiercn November 17, 2019

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Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

by Dijon79 January 16, 2014