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Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
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The act of suddenly falling over and dying.
This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die
To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,
My American friend: what
The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially
Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq
To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football
This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper
Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.