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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
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That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp
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1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.
2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.
Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.