Random
Source Code
Random
a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
29👍 13👎
When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.
Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.
A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.
Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!
That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp