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confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

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Leon Kempe

Smartest guy alive (and dead)

Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead

by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023


Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 15, 2021


joey kemp

Pussyslayer that is very prone to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2.

He's very salty, he must be Joey kemp.

by Ap242002 December 6, 2016


Killer kemp

Jacob is a very tall and good looking lad that will tower over u all the time. He's also very good at playing football mainly playing in goal and he is unstoppable. Jacob is also a very kind and caring person when he wants to be but he is known as killer kemp for many reasons

Oh look it's killer kemp, that tall prick

by Killer kemp October 9, 2019


lil kemp

an upcoming rapper that is going to own the rap game

LiL Kemp is such a great rapper

by LiL Purp Hurt February 20, 2018


aaron kemp

definition of rideable.

aaron kemp=yum

by yourmom742 July 12, 2022