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The Kentucky Thumb is a world renowned lifesaving and lovemaking technique invented by Scott DeShields of Kentucky Ballistics himself after quite the unfortunate romantic encounter with some "hot" slap rounds, (the name gives it justice). As such the term was established as a method for multiple uses; for example plugging a severed carotid, loading firearms, and poking eggplants.
Everyone: Wait, Scott is still alive?
Scott: Saved again by the Kentucky Thumb.
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An unusually boring town in the middle of nowhere. Although the town lacks anything fun or interesting the population still proceeds to think they're the best people in the Northern Hemisphere. If the town wasn't bad enough, it's the people that call it home that make this city especially terrible. All the white people think they are black and all the African-American people overcompensate for this inner desire to be black, within an especially white town, by being especially obnoxious. If your typical white iPhone isn't filled to the brim with some ghetto music you're probably classified under the category of a nerd or a Jesus lover. Even though this town, being typically country, is filled with church goers, it's almost impossible to find someone who actually follows all the rules of Jesus. They are all fakes who try to pretend they are better than everyone else, when in reality they all suck. Considering this town is typically classified as Southern, you can find the population migrating to some dirty lake during the summer months and can be found listening to a terrible country playlist. The rich people in town can be found on Instagram bragging about some vacation to Panama City or Disney World, as those are the only 2 places people from Murray travel to. If you are thinking about moving to Murray, first of all how the hell did you find this shithole on a map? Second, don't unless you want to live here for the rest of your live in a perpetual cycle of terribleness.
Normal Person: "Did your ipod just switch from Florida Georgia Line to Jesus music to 2PAC?"
Murray Resident: "Why of course it did."
Normal Person: "That must mean you're from Murray Kentucky."
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A little town with some big residents. They all want to be black it's wonderfully gay.
Guy: Why are you doing the nae nae?
Murray Citizen: Because I'm from Murray Kentucky!
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The Kentucky thumb is after a sexual maneuver you stick your thumb in her anus to make sure she is all right
Hey Scott, I heard you gave your girl the Kentucky thumb last night
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A Phrase meaning to stick a thumb in it or Stick your thumb in your partner’s ass
Tonight I’m gonna Kentucky plug my wife’s sister
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An act involving a thumb plugging a hole. Pressure significant enough to stop blood flow is required. Sometimes used to save lives. Also used for pleasure.
I gave her the Kentucky Plug to save her life. His prostate was tickled with a Kentucky Plug for fun.
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1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.
2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.
1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.
2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.