Kenya

The kenya I know is a sneaky slithering snake. Fake blond bum ass lace fronts. Has a ton of filters on her pics. Oh howdy doody lookin ass. The kenya I know has a uncurable disease from being a down low ho just like her momma. Prolly why men didnt put a ring on it.

Kenya is like a door knob handle anyone can have a turn and come in her.
Hey PEG LEG THERE GOES KENYA
SOCKS ON SOCKS OFF

No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

Kenya Snorkel

The identification of the Nation of Kenya through a peculiarity of the Google Maps' coverage of the region. The truck carrying the camera has a black snorkel on the left hand side.

"I just made a sick guess in "Geoguessr" using the classic Kenya Snorkel!"