KFC

KFC = Kung Fu Chicken = some guy who likes to talk about how great his martial art is, and how much better it is than any other martial art. But, when you offer to engage him in some friendly full-contact sparring, even with rules and gear and a neutral referee, he totally chickens out.

Jet Li was talking shit about how Kung Fu is better than boxing, wrestling, ju jitsu and muay thai. When I offered to spar with him he went totally KFC.

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kfc

1. Kentucky Fried chicken
2. The ghetto Kennedy Fried Chicken that is located right down the street from the real KFC.

"Dude I just got from KFC!!!"
"Fo shizzle dude, did you get the boneless honey BBQ strips?"
"No, they don't have those at Kennedy Fried Chicken"
"HAHA you poor bastard can't even afford real fast food!!!!"

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KFC

Kaptain Fat Cock
a retarted superhero who comes n rapes u at night with his fat cock he will hunt u down n fuck da shit outta u all night long until u scream n bleed from ur ass den he sings the retarted burgerking song n he flys off farting

lil kikd 1: wat happened to u?
kid 2: KFC aka KAPTAIN! FAT! COCK! got my buns

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KFC

Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.

They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.

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kfc

kfc stands for one of 3 things:
1)Kentucky Fried Chicken
2)Killers For Chicken (see below)
3)Kids From Compton, a gang centered in .... Compton (no affiliation with the company)

1)I love kfc.
2)i'd kfc him
3) Its all about KFC

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KFC

The new more "politically correct" name for the restaurant chain originally known as Kentucky Fried Chicken. Name was changed because it was said to have a greater appeal to blacks than the association with the state of Kentucky or it's original mascot, Colonel Sanders. It was thought by some that blacks would not come to the chicken restaurant because Col. Sanders was white with a southern accent.

Advertising Executive: "We cannot afford to lose the our black patrons because this is a chicken restaurant. Let's call it KFC so it sounds like some hip new urban lingo."

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KFC

SINCE EVERYONE 8!7<#35 ABOUT KFC, I WILL POST THE REAL DEFINITION
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Started by a guy named Colenel Sanders.
The chicken contains 11 secret spices.
It also comes in Original Recipe and Crunchy.
I prefer Crunchy.
So there. SOME PEOPLE 8!7<# ABOUT KFC HAVING DRUGS, BEING WASHED IN POISON, FRYING CHILDREN TO USE, OR USING GENETICALLY ALTERED CHICKENS. THEY DO NOT USE GENETICALLY MODIFIED CHICKENS! IF THERE ARE CHICKEN BONES, WHY CAN IT BE MODIFIED???

Nick: Hey, wanna go to KFC today?
Tom: Sure. I haven't had great chicken in ages.

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