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When you take a piss and a shit at the same time. Because it comes out "Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow"
Dude, I just took a Whiz Khalifa. It was black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow...
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Caucasian college aged male that emulates the nerdy wannabe white loner, black rapper look of Kid Cudi and Wiz Khalifa i.e: beanie, scarf, non-prescription black plastic frames, etc.
Friend1-"Look at that guy...he looks just like some nerdy wannabe white loner, black rapper."
Friend2-"He's a regular White Khalifa."
Friend1-"You just about summed it up."
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wiz khalifa day" Fart Competition Day;
The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super shitty, I couldn't breath for like over 2 minutes? It was definately wiz khalifa day worthy!
Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..
Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!
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Pittsburgh singer(Rap). Well known for the song Black and Yellow. Growing up in Pittsburgh, this song obviously has connections with the Steelers. Overall, he is a good singer(or rapper, whatever floats your boat)
"Every thing we do, ya we do it big!" -Whiz Khalifa(Black and Yellow)
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When you ask to be excused from class to take a piss, then blow a joint in the bathroom and come back fried.
Tommy- yo man wanna take a Wiz Khalifa with me?
Jeff-whats that?
Tommy-watch, excuse me can i use the bathroom
Teacher-sure, take a hall pass
Student-*lights up for 5 min then goes back to class*
Teacher-" no more breaks for you sir
Jeff- niiicee
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The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle
Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell
Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"
"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."