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Attempt at mocking competent powerful patriotic Pakistani Pashtuns who live in a nuclear powerhouse. As true Pashtuns, and the centre of the global Pashtun population (with a much bigger Pashtun population than Afghanistan) they understand the deep importance of an independent, cutting edge and globally significant national military.
The Gul Khan thinks long term, from an economic and military perspective, and aligns himself with other ethnicities of Pakistan due to his belief that common religion is the most important unifying factor, and that racism is bad and doesn't work. Gul Khans give Pashtuns access to the sea, Gul Khans understand the strategic failure of landlocked ethnocentrism. Gul Khans live in all 4 provinces of Pakistan. Gul Khans make Pashtuns a global force, with global relevance.
The Gul Khan is also the first port of call for Afghan citizns in Pakistan, 3 million mostly live in Pakistan in peace, (even in areas outside of Pashtun heartlands) due in part to the generosity and big hearted nature of the average religiously conservative Gul Khan.
Nuclear capabilities possessed by Gul Khans are the reason why Pashtuns are no longer in the shadow of other nations in the region. The baton of Mirwais Hotak has been passed on to the Gul Khan.
You Gul Khan sellout!
How am i a sellout, do i require 24/7 NATO support? Am i a servant of RAW operatives in Uttar Pradesh?
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A sort-of religious holiday for the non-religious. Chaka Khan takes place around the first full moon in October, and last 2 weeks (the week prior to the moon being full and the week afterward). It is acceptable to celebrate Chaka Khan longer, if you choose.
Chaka Khan is meant for people to have as much fun and enjoyment as possible over the 2 weeks as they can. This could mean taking time off work, as good times can be exhausting and work can be a buzz kill. Possibly starting each day with a cocktail, dancing each night, and wearing feather boas or cocktail gowns on a Monday. It is the practice to treat each day of these 2 weeks of Chaka Khan as a celebration, and remove all stress, boredom, upset and work from your life.
Religion holiday hannukhah celebration religious christmas party made up
employee : "I need to take the next 2 weeks off for Religious reasons."
boss: "What holiday is it? Hannukhah?"
employee "No. It's Chaka Khan."
woman: "I thought we were gong to Home Depot for that thing you were going to install this weekend?"
man: "Forget it, doll. It's Chaka Khan. I'm doing mushrooms and tripping around town."
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He has so many criminal history like hit and run, blackbuck case, keeping guns, beating woman, he has gone jail and kept with asharam for 2 nights, he has successfully destroyed careear of many new talents who stand against him, he is one of the worst actor of world with zero talent VFX body and full of nepotism. His career is flop now
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"Sana Khan" is a name used to describe a situation during which an individual displays this simple characteristic: showing loyalty to ones friends by taking part in a physical fight and coming out victorious.
Larry just pulled a Sana Khan because Jimmy was talking shit about his girlfriend, Jordan.
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The word Katora means "bowl". It was used for then Prime Minister of Pakistan Imran Khan as he used to beg in front of the world and bring his invisible bowl which he is named after.
UN: How Can I Help You Pakistan?
Imran Khan: I will like to take a loan(beg)!
India: Katora Khan is here you know what that means.
Tyrone: I was only able to get a C on this exam, what a shit teacher.
Michael: Dude, you just need to watch Sal Khan's videos, and then you'll be able to get straight A's like me.
The person that always ask for homework from a teacher and then never does it.
'You such a taha'
'I hate Taha khans"