Random
Source Code
Random
A quote directly from the film "Sandlot", usually someone will say this out of sexual frustration.
Sophie: *sends a sexy picture to Cameron*
Cameron: "Ugh! You're killing me, Smalls!"
14👍 39👎
NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c
Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c
1👍 1👎
That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.
The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.
"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times
41👍 9👎
Best movie of 2007. Bad enough to be called genius. The plot is so contrived, the acting so poor, the script so inane, that it holds the prestigious honor of being the best movie of the year. And to top it all off, Lindsay Lohan is the star.
"I saw "I Know Who Killed Me" stoned out of my mind and it was incredible. Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan, but that bitch is fucking hot."
19👍 9👎
Not about eating pussy get your mind outa the gutter you little fuck
They are killing me softy with their words killing me softly with words
1👍 3👎
When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
27👍 8👎