Kirsten likes to get in the middle of married men and their wives, she also enjoys having sex with underage boys on park benches and not telling them they have chlamydia -
when they find out they have it she yells SuRpRiSe!!!!
Watch out Nikki, Kirstens coming!!
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a very artsy aesthetic girl who thinks they are cuul cause the juul but really ainβt. always v crazy, and thinks they are sly at necking
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A fat ugly bitch that never stops complaining
Guy 1 : "I met this girl named Kirsten"
Guy 2 : "Is she fat, ugly, and never stops complaining"
Guy 1 : "All of the above"
Guy 2 :"Does she know your address"
Guy 1 : " Yes"
Guy 2 : May God be with you"
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A ugly person and that is a retard and thinks they are smart but they really are not. They also use not trusted websites to search up information
Me: hey have u seen Kirsten
Person: that retard looking person and that is fat
Me:yeah thatβs her I want to punch her
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A cool name that most people are too stupid to say correctly, so they pronounce it "keersten". Most are extremely good looking.
Did you see keersten?
Whos keersten? I was looking at Kirsten. SHES FINE
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An amazing pefect girl who i couldn't be without who likes the mess up like myself. LOVE YOU KIRST
"wow you see that chick?"
"yeah man. she must be a Kirsten"
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Any of the recherche, sweet, intelligent, caring, girls with inveterate beauty and wonderful personalities that currently reside in Arlington, VA.
if jessica alba could some how have a child with herself, it would be a kirsten
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