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My favorite foreigners, never met one I didn't like and I've known dozens. They're so enthusiastic I wish I could enjoy life as much as they seem to. And responsible for my favorite movie trilogy.
Kiwis laugh harder at my sick jokes than people from any other country, including my own.
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a guy who you start off thinking is ugly or unattractive but as you keep talking and get to know him better he becomes more attractive until you completely think he's cute the way a kiwi looks real ugly and unappetizing when you first see it but if you cut into it and taste it you realize its real good.
Dani: oh my god i'm talking to this guy I think he's real cute
Sophia: let me see. Dani hes uglyyy.
Dani: ok I know I know. He's a kiwi.
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Kiwi - 1 - A small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to New Zealand / Aotearoa. The name of the bird comes from the high-pitched 'call' it makes.
Kiwi - 2 - Slang for a person born in New Zealand. Synonymous with hard-working individuals, talented artists & relaxed easy-going people .
Kiwi - 3 - This is what the rest of the world, for some unknown reason, calls 'KIWIFRUIT'. Laziness and stupid marketing probably enter into it somewhere. Originally a Chinese Gooseberry, it flourished in NZ where its name was changed to reflect where it was grown. Named a KIWIFRUIT, stays a KIWIFRUIT , not a kiwi.
Kiwifruit example - I was asked by 4 individuals in London, why?, where NZers named after a fruit?
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Some of the coolest people i've met. A fun-loving group of people and I have awesome memories getting smashed with them in Europe. They can drink and party it up like champions.
Kiwis are pretty damn cool.
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when you have a one night stand with someone and they get pregnant
"I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." Harry Styles, Kiwi
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a very hott, short, cute, sexy, chick with an awesome body and personality
Yo, damn, she's a kiwi!
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Sup kiwi?
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