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1. Another word for someone's "cutie" or crush.
2. Also, another word for one's boyfriend/girlfriend or someone he/she has a "thing" with.
"So I hear you have a crush on John"
"Yeah, he's my kiwi."
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An abusive term for a person from New Zealand, referring to the bird with the same name.
Me: Watch Harrison squawk! Run little kiwi, you have no wings! Don't stray too close though, his beak's pretty sharp.
Everyone apart from Harrison: *lol*
Harrison: DAMN MY COUNTRY!
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An imaginary person from Brazil who is awesome at everything he does.
Who do you think you are, Kiwi or something?
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A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.
They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.
Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops
It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight
"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"
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An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.
Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...
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