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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

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Daddy Klaus

When u have daddy issues and u are completely in love with thr fictional character from the originals and the vampire diaries Klaus Mikaelson

my mom: what do u see?
me: I'm watching daddy klaus

by addictivetoklausmikaelson February 20, 2021


Klaus Meyer

an underaged pedophil

Oh it's a Klaus Meyer!

by Atropos11 August 6, 2020


cedrics idol klaus

cedric loves klaus. he was brutally murdered in a series i dont know which but he was in jail and got on the electric chair or something idrk. he bites people made of ketchup, he seems a little sketchy.

Omg, look! there is cedrics idol klaus !!

by lunafanciesgeorge November 8, 2020


Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs

Christopher's Klaus Fuchs in Oppenheimer; from Oliver in 'Argo' to nuclear spy. Same intensity, different era!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's the intense-looking guy playing the spy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs, the same guy from 'Argo!' He's got espionage in his blood.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023


Damon Klaus and Kai

most fuckable iconic triple threat

kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker

elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?

stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you ๐Ÿ™„ yes i am a glitzy gobbler

by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020


taylor-klaus

A person with this name is fucking awesome and very funny. He knows how to get girls and is very flirty as well. he is 100% badass and savage!! He doesn't give a shit and has zero chill!!

Damnnn its boring here...We need a taylor-klaus!!

by Annayyyyyy June 25, 2017