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“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a memorable quote originating from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. An often repeated stock line throughout the game, it went on to inspire the snowclone “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”
Largely owing to the positive reception of Skyrim, “I Took An Arrow To The Knee” eventually became perceived as a hyper-saturated cliche, similar to “The Cake Is A Lie” from the puzzle action game Portal. In response to the indiscriminate usage of the phrase, some fans of the game began posting satirical animations and image macros criticizing its hackneyed nature.
It is also argued that Taking an arrow in the knee is a Nordic saying meaning "Getting married." Thus, "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee," actually means that getting married ended his adventuring career.
I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to be an adventurer like you...then I got married.
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practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.
After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.
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When bees flit from flower to flower the nectar sticks to their legs. The phrase "bee's knees" means sweet and good, because the knees of the bee are where all the sweet, good stuff is collected.
That definition about moving around really fast is wrong.
You bought me a coffee? You're the bee's knees!
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The Indian Knee is an immensely power full knee right to the thigh, causing the victim intense pain
Al-Bishwari gave Collin the Indian knee, Collins was in agony.
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A person who spends 90 % to 97 % of their lives on their knees sucking cock , either for personal gain or attention. Resulting in giant callused knee resembling a rhinos knee. Also a coworker who thinks they call the shots because they just got off their knees from tongue punching the bosses fart box and need to let you know who's in charge .
Laurie won't be running in the race Saturday , her rhino knee is keeping her from attending , or have you seen Laurie? Oh you mean rhino knee ? Yeah she's in the office under the desk as usual .
A tiger knee is a move developed for the Street Fighter character Sagat, basically its a flying knee that Sagat throws as he shouts "Tiger Knee" while in motion.
I always defeat Mario with a Tiger Knee on Street Fighter he is not a good player.
When someone can coordinate moving their hips, knees, and ass; While moving up and down with rhythm. Like Megan the Stallion does while dancing on stage. To be good at this one has to have strength in their legs. Also many hours of dancing in the mirror. A useful way for women to embrace their sexuality.
Look at her go she has Megan Knees!
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