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knob

Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob!!"

by Billy February 4, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knob

An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.

Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.

The stupider the better for Knobs.

Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?

Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.

Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.

by Knob Killer August 10, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob

A public school name for the art of writing the word Knob on a piece of school property or somebodies prep without them noticing, knobbing has been known to occur at Magdalen College School for boys and at Eton.

Jimmy Knobbed Mr. Nolls Pot Plants.

by Jonny Church March 10, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob

A reference used by the supporters of Crystal Palace FC to describe another set of South London supporters, the Charlton fan.

For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.

Look at that Clown knob trying to pick a fight with that caravan salesman.

by Jay Simon September 18, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knob

Its a different way to say noob

You are such a knob

by Abagofmemes September 19, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob

Noob-newbie

some one with little experience

you r such a knob you should die

by tehkoko May 30, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knob

Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.

Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.

Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.

No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.

by Dave Shay September 12, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž