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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston May 20, 2006

33πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 22, 2003

37πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

53πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021


Knuckle Shuffling

the act of Masturbating.

Jeremy when to his room, i think he is knuckle shuffling

by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017


knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl

me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now

by someguy2117 January 9, 2016


Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019