the blackest and roundest headed basketball man and failed pilot of our lifetime
basketball man1: did you hear kobe died?
basketball man2: no way lmao so sad. f
basketball man1: yeah haha Kobe Bryant more like Kobe Flyn't
basketball man2: lmao he went kobe right into the ground
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A Fag. Has a butterfly tattoo on his right arm, signifying his ultimate gayness. Changed my jersey number from 8 to 24. Why? because I am now 3 times as gay!
I am kobe bryant. I cheated on my wife, and I got caught. Now i have a fuckin gay ass butterfly tattoo to prove it.
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1. Rapist
2. One Who Performs The Act Of Rape
"See that girl over there? Im going to drop a roofie in her drink and pull a Kobe Bryant on her."
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the sickest player in the nba. after a bronze medal in the both the '04 olympics and the '06 world championship, kobe bryant has decided to play for the USA basketball team, and guess what? they're back to being dominating
kobe bryant's sick, he's going to lead the US to an olympic gold in 2008
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The best NBA player since Michael Jordan, who made a mistake with a white chick. Kobe has scored 81 points in a game, won three championships, and shown his ability to pass the ball in the 2006 Round 1 series vs the phoenix suns.Kobe is the most talented and skilled player in the NBA.
NBA Analyst: Kobe Bryant scores 81 points on the Raptors. This is the best showing of talent and skill the NBA has ever seen because of the different types of shots kobe made.
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deal a blow to, bitch slap
You better shut up before i Kobe Bryant your ass.
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greatest basketball player of ALL time
KOBE BRYANT. 81. that's all you need to know.
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