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North Korea

A Communist Dictatorship located in eastern Asia.

Bush: OMFG Donald, Just look at North Korea! They are ruled by a vicious tyrant who murders opposition members and locks up their families! They've got a powerful army that might invade Southern Korea any day now! And they've developed nukes and missiles which cover U.S. soil!

Rumsfeld: That sure is scary George. Now let's go beat up Iraq.

Bush: Right behind ya ;)

by Alfonzo el Magnificent May 25, 2007

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North Korea

An ideal place for nuclear scientist to go when they can't find a job, a place to admire golden statues of fat people and enjoy a daily doze of propaganda boost.
The names called 'Democratic' People's Republic of Korea. Oh did I mention that there are free camps there for you in case that you felt too bored and thought that rich life was boring?

Ben: Hey man I'm going to North Korea!
Bob: Great bro! Any last words?

by Lesterisgenius March 1, 2020

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North Korea

This definition has been removed by the North Korean government.

This example has been removed by the North Korean government.

by I_farted April 29, 2022

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South Korea

A country where production of pretty chicks surpass any other asian countries...

Damn... that South Korean chick is making my D*** hard.

by huhuhu March 22, 2005

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North Korea

A miniscule, useless chunk of land control by the fat, autistic, pig-boy from the disney movie, UP. It consist of no food, ghoulish slave-people and piggy MCgee from UP.

By the time donald trump is finished with North Korea, there will be a giant lake between china and south korea which will be used as trump's private yacht club.

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

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South Korea

An awesome nation where everything and everyone is originated from.

Person 1: This hamburger is amazing!
Person 2: Must've originated in South Korea

by nancylee July 8, 2010

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North Korea

North Korea is a shitty country in the Korean Peninsula that has shitty people, shitty leaders, and a shitty economy. North Korea was ruled by Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un, who all are jackasses. Sometims people bow down to 2 giant golden statues of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il. North Korea has brainwashed their citizens into thinking that the 3 Kims are their "gods". Their economy sucks ass and there's a hotel that is literally empty and they still need to pay for that fricking monsrosity, which is so expensive that is costs 2% of their GDP. North Korea HATES South Korea. Literally the oppisite of North Korea. South Korea has technology and energy that the North doesn't have, while North Korea has cheap-ass labor and minerals that the South doesn't have. South Korea has a democratic regime, while North Korea has a totalitarian regime. No one can go in and out of North Korea, which make North Korea hellish. People starve to death, got shot to death, they died in a billion ways. They have an infinite number of consentration camps, which is like prison but a lot worse. North Korea is just a sad country that has citizens who want to leave the country. Even the people who work for the government wants to leave this hellish crappy-ass bullshit-like motherfucking goddamn retarded athiest state. In the future, it won't exist because of how many countries that are pissed about North Korea. What a sad cunt this dickface country is. Welcome to North Korea. Population: 0

I don't wanna live in North Korea.

by Klojhgfcvbn March 18, 2022