A very weird crustacean who pinches pennies as fast as he lowers spongebobs wages. He spends 2 cents on birthday presents for his own daugher even though he is rich. Heβs a stingy jew who showers in his pennies and quarters that he pinched from the local arcade. He also bullies Larry the lobster by staying at Larryβs gym so he doesnβt have to pay for a membership and is overall an asshole.
Mr. Krabs: Boyo, Iβm going to have to cut ye pay checks
Spongebob: anything for you, my saviour Eugene Krabs, *bows down*
Mr. Krabs: idiot
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To be a total moron and a ass to blizzhackers.com
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A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!
Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!
Bystander 2: Run!
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When your partner kills the mood after stimulating your genitalia by shouting "CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!!!"
I went to bed with blue balls because my girl Mr krabs me
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A beautiful being with extra terrestrial layers
mr krabs is beautiful
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The newest item on the krusty krab menu. Always remember to order with a Diet Dr. Kelp. Spongebob and Squidward will eventually deliver it to you, but they may end up at your house driving a rock.
The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. The krusty krab pizza is the pizza absolutivaly. The KRUUUUSTY KRAAAAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAAAAA FOR YOU AND
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
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What girls type as their place of employment on Facebook when theyr'e unemployed
Works at Krusty Krab
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