when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time
man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago
Absolute madness. The peak of it.
e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'
a little boy who needs to come get his juice
hey yo kumquat come get yo juice
A midget who's addicted to drinking cum.
"Look at that fucking kumquat!"
A word used to describe a massive poo.
There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.
A safe word for people who can't see the color red
"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."