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an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.
person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
An anoing thing that everyone hates
Kurtis Loomer is a retard
1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."
Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.
fans of kurtsworld96. aka the coolest people on the planet. love u kurt
a: is that a kurtsworld96 hat?
b: yeah! i didn’t know you were a kurtie
He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦
Oh Emmett Kurtis… he’s such a cute Dork
When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out
Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis
Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!