LD

Short for "later dude". Used to signify departure, disapproval, or denial. Appropriate for use in all situations: when someone is leaving a conversation online; when exiting a formal dinner with business associates; to suggest disagreement with another person, etc. Can also be pronounced as a full word: "uld".

"You want me to buy YOU lunch? Uhh...LD."

"$4000 a month? Hahahahah....LD."

"Take care folks. It was good to see you, as always. I look forward to doing business with you. LD."

"I agree with sections A 1.5 through C 2.7, but everything after section C 2.7 can get the old LD. No, really. LD."

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lds

limp dick syndrome...............................

seeing one of henrys ex's naked... or clothed... either way its sick

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LD

Short for "limp dick." Specifically, this form of erectile dysfunction refers to failure to obtain an erection due to emotional issues. Most often experienced by sissies, softies, pussyfags, and emo kids.

I was so gonna fuck that hot guy but he started talking about his feelings, and he went all LD on me.

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LD

When a person is so sick minded they think it's something sex related thing for e.g. Long Dick, Large Dick...

But really you wanted to write :D a smile :D

Ronya : How do you feel?
Peter : LD
Ronya : What does LD mean? ;)?
Peter : I was meaning to respond with :D you dirty minded girl!

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LD

"Late Discharge"

Male or female ejaculate that comes out of a penis or vagina after the clean-up phase of a sexual encounter. It usually occurs after getting fully dressed.

Ah man, I was driving home from my girlfriend's house and had some major LD.

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ld

When two people who are not in the vicinity of each other have a long distance loosey at the same time.

(when sent in an sms) Today was hell at work... ld?

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LD

Someone who has a learning difficulty, or seems like they have one

He’s such an LD

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