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decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

3329πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cheat lane

a word to describe your second favorite member of a group or band you stan. often found swerving to their lane.

friend: β€œoh my god, michael clifford from 5sos is so hot!”

friend 2: β€œi know right, he’s my cheat lane”

by 5SOS5 January 6, 2021


Azur Lane

A warship battle game centered around World War 2 just like KanColle but even better. The gacha of the game will either be merciful or give you crippling depression. The best part of the game is the CGI, gameplay, gacha itself, the community, developers, literally everything.

Friend : "I started playing Azur Lane!"
Me : "Good luck with 3-4 grind"

by NoIdeaForName March 5, 2019

143πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


go lane

The act of finding an opening in basketball, soccer or football where you go in between two opponents and attack the goal.

Daaaaaamn boy! Did you see Lebron go lane and dunk the game winner?

by Squaaaad June 28, 2015


Asshole Lane

The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.

It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.

Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"

by Raul (comes out at night) December 16, 2009


Text lane

The right or "slow" lane of a road having two or more lanes of travel in the same direction. Drivers who retreat to the text lane to send and receive texts and email can often be seen hugging the solid white line, drifting into the adjacent lane or onto the shoulder then swerving back into the text lane and traveling much slower than the rest of traffic.

First guy: "Dude. What took you guys so long to get here?"

Second guy: "Jeff was having a text fight with Trudy about what she did on her girls' night out so he was driving the whole way over in the text lane."

by Reubendaley December 13, 2011


Jane Lane

A character on Daria known for her artistic abilities and quick wit which gets her friendly with Daria. In the first episode "The Esteemers" Daria meets Jane in a self esteem class. Daria encourages Jane to take the final to get out of the class with her, and they both succeed. Ever since, they have been best friends. When Jane got her first boyfriend in "Janes Addiction" Daria was mad at Jane for spending so much time with him, she also seemed a little jealous. Later on in the season on the episode "Dye! Dye! Dye! My Darling" Tom gets bored with Jane and attracted to Daria. Daria steps into his car towards the end of the episode and they wind up kissing. Daria tells Jane eventually, and Jane feels like she cant forgive Daria. They talk about it later on and resolve their problems. Daria winds up getting bored of Tom as well and dumps him. Daria and Jane still remain best friends despite their ups and downs.

Jane Lane: Hey wanna get some pizza?
Daria Morgendorffer: Sure

The majority of their lives is spent at the pizza parlour.

by blehhbored July 11, 2008

47πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž