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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 17, 2006


Jo lankes

- und Koseform von Mädchennamen, die mit "Jo" beginnen wie Johanna, Joan, Jolanthe, Josefa, Josefine etc. Jolanthe, Jolanda, setzt sich zusammenaus der griechischen Sprache Jola

Die haben oft ein so genantest ADHS Aufmerksamkeits-Defizit-Hyperaktivitäts-Störung. Unaufmerksamkeit, Hyperaktivität und Impulsivität sind die Hauptmerkmale.

Geht bitte raus bitte jo

Jo lankes liebt mcfit und schafft 120 kg bankdrucken

by Yashin hamami June 3, 2020


A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025


Long lank

a very long and lanky boi but a very good friendo who has a lot of friendos including a small boi and a medium-sized boi

Me: Oi oi u Long lank
Long lank: Wassup boi

by gam3ral June 17, 2019


LankE

A “LankE” can be defined 2 ways. It can either be a silly looking dodo bird, with a very sassy attitude.

Or “LankE” can simply mean that you want my dick.

Peep my soundcloud.

The Wild LankE was discovered near the pool, being a sassy little bitch.

by WorkPants September 4, 2018


Lanked

For someone ton be totally sacked in a fight

i was lanked yesterday

by mikey_jackson December 12, 2016


lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness

On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”

by BOMS September 26, 2007