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A gathering usually consisting of a group of friends, for fun or competition. This gathering involves either a Xbox, and/or a PC. Including games such as Counter Strike and/or Halo. LAN Parties usually go on all night due to extensive junk food consumption and caffeine, resulting in elongated sleep the night after the LAN Party.
When is your next LAN Party? I'm ready to pwn some n00bs!
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If you have met a Lan-Chi in your life, just know you met an Angel (and the mommy you never had).
She will kiss you, hug you, read you a story and tuck you in bed every night. In the morning, she makes a hell of a hot cocoa.
Her brownies taste like heaven and her smile will make you melt.
Person 1: "Have you met Lan-Chi"
Person 2: "Yes, my life has been better ever since"
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Definition of a socially inept slag who visits a lan because of the high male to female ratio.
Is usually on the lower end of attractiveness, yet is able to attract virgin nerds like flys.
See that Gemz? She's just lan trash.
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1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.
2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.
1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"
2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"
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When one member of a Lan Party runs unnecessary webpages and or videos (usually in the Highest resolution possible) that they use so much bandwidth that other Lan party members start to lag
Dude 1: "come see this ultra high def video of this cute lolcat!"
Dude 2: "Lan foul! That video is making me lag so bad."
A Lan Death Is When You Go To A Lan Party And You Drink Too Much Caffine, Causing Lack Of Sleep, And Eat Too Much. You Start To Feel Really Sick Untill You Can't Game Anymore And Usually Ending Up Going Home.
"Man I Drank Too Much Caffine, I Haven't Slept In 2 Days And I Pigged Out On Loads Of Food, I Feel Sick And I Dont Wanna Game Anymore"
"Lan Death Much!"
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when you have a computer party and everyone comes over and you have no internet
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