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A not half bad town full of every and any type of people you can think of, a stones throw away from Chicago. (connects to Chicago just Northeast of 87th and Cicero.) Full of suburban life and pride which over the years have led to the creation of many crews and petty crime syndicates such as the Boushnofs, O.L. Two Tones, 2-2's, ect.
Home to many former Bridgeport, Cicero, and Canaryville natives.
Oak Lawn dubbed the 60453 is the spot, straight business on the weekdays and on Friday/Saturday if your looking for a decent house party with good people you will not be in search for long.
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The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.
"Where are you from?"
"Long Island."
"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."
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Small town in bergen county,North Jersey.
Fair Lawn is an upper middle class town, most people that live in Fair Lawn are Jewish, or a combo of Italian/German/Dutch/Irish/Polish. In the winter Fair Lawnians go sleding on middle school hills. In the summer Fair Lawnians migrate to memorial pool. Fair Lawn is between 5-15 minutes away from The Bergan Mall, The Paramus Park Mall, The Graden State Plaza, and Willobrook Mall. Fair Lawn is also 20 minutes from NYC.
New things about Fair lawn include:
Panera Bread.
Addition to FLHS.
New Rec center.
Fair Lawn is famous for:
-Club C.
-The Guerreri brothers.
-The worst highschool football team on the eastern seaboard. "go cutters
-Thet amount of Jewish people
-The only town whos school dont get off when EVERYONE else does.
I just got back from the Garden State Plaza, and went to Club C, in Fair Lawn. When I drove around dunkin donuts one of the Guerreri brothers raced me. They won.
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A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
Lawn mowing SUCKS!!!
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When one shaves off all of his or her pubic hairs.
Kaytee: Hey Bria! Guess what? I mowed my lawn today!
Bria: Too much info..
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The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens
me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night
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Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.
Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!
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