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Lazy

And still better than a charlatan.

Hym β€œLazy in comparison to who? A writer copy-and-pasting dialogue off of urban dictionary? Or fraud psychologists copy-and-pasting his content off of Urban Dictionary. I mean, yeah, that guy on UD is a genius. Literally one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. And better than a retard. But it’s just laziness stealing his C- work like that guys. Be better!”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

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lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

by Dwejj July 11, 2018

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lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013


lazy wannabe

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.

Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"

by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

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lazy cunt

a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit

oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

u fkn LAZY CUNT

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019


Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

β€œMy balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

β€œAye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

β€œMy inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

β€œYo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022


A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 22, 2019