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a word that perfectly describes fluffy-pomegranate on tumblr.com
"Oh my god, Becky! Fluffy-pomegranate is so lazy that if she misspells 'WORDS' she'll auto correct it instead of fixing it!"
"Oh my god what a lazy asshole."
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Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.
My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.
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One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.
Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.
Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."
"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
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a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit
oi john chuck us a cone
john: nah cant be fkd cunt
u fkn LAZY CUNT
When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.
“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”
“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”
“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”
“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.