Crinkly Lettuce

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.

Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.

chest lettuce

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.

Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.

Bacon Lettuce

A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.

I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.

Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.

Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.

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Lettuce Sandwich

Another name for a blunt (weed)

Pass me that Lettuce Sandwich

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Cutting Lettuce

-Verb-

Counting money; normally with a substantial amount of bills. Cutting lettuce is commonly reffered to when making bands .

"Hey Fetty, what you doing?"

"Just Cutting Lettuce"

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lettuce lad

Moist cunt

Max is such a lettuce lad, could he be anymore wet

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devil's lettuce

Weed, ganja, cannabis sensamillia, marijuana, reefer, grass, pot.

No, I don't smoke the Devil's Lettuce, you Goddamn Hippie!

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