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Street name for Lexington Steele. Porn star specializing in anal sex on white women. Gigantic penis known for annhilating the likes of Miko Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gauge and Aurora Snow.
After doing a few scenes with Lex the Impaler, do those chicks have to wear diapers?
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Man, lets hit up Lex Vegas tonight and watch UK play some basketball.
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a term used to describe a guy that loves jojo tonge he thinks hes better than everyone else and has a nick name of lex skudbar, he smokes skuds every day and smells like damo burns
A washed-up, cocaine-fiending wrestler who can only stay out of jail long enough to get arrested while on a coke binge.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Lex Luger is in jail again?
Person 2: Won't he die already?
Person 1: What the difference between Lex Luger and an illegal immigrant?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An illegal immigrant can't come into the country, and Lex Luger can't leave the country because he has warrants.
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Your arch nemesis at work. A person that opposes everything you represent, and does nothing besides make your life miserable.
Michelle Obama: Hey Pumpkin, do you want to watch Fox News?
President Obama: No, that network is filled with Lex Luthors.
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A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
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Superman's arch-enemy. Intelligent, funny, and ruthless. Even though he has no superpowers, he is dangerous.
Lex Luthor is president of the US in the Superman comics.
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