Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
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An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.
I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
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Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.
The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.
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With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.
She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies
A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.
I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading
A comedic way to say a lesbian.
Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.
“Hey what’s that guys name?”
“I don’t know but I heard someone call him rose the librarian”