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Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
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An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.
I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
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Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.
The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.
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“Hey what’s that guys name?”
“I don’t know but I heard someone call him rose the librarian”
JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
A comedic way to say a lesbian.
Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.
When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.
The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!