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A human being with blonde hair and two legs; speaks a version of the Queen's English which requires the use of the term "eeeeerrrrrrrmmmm" after every 3 words.
Did you see that girl walking into a lamp post whilst glugging a bottle of Lambrini? What a fuckin' Lindsey!!
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Lindsey, a girl who is a fun loving and ready to take on the world. She is fun to be around and always loves a new challenge in her life. It may take time for her to warm up to you but once she does she’s one of the best people to hang out with.
Lindsey is super funny!
Was that Lindsey walking by?
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A girl who is an extreme beast expecially when it comes to Call of Duty or Madden NFL or really anything competitive. The biggest beast out there.
Damn, Lindsey is really good at this game.
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A Lindsey is the result of the violent wind-tunnel created by two weasels (each of whom were the product of mixed marriages), locked in a garish spinning battle of sensual slightly cartoonish sexual intercourse. In a Lindsey, the genitalia and ejaculates of the spinning air weasels are emitted in a perimeter spanning no less that 18.6 feet. It is long rumored that on March 12th, 1864, the great Peabody Scrugg witnessed a raucous din coming from the storm cellar. Upon investigating this disturbance, a string of ejaculates flew into the old man’s eye and temporarily granted him the power of levitation. He flew off into the sun days later.
Hey Victoria, lift that gunt and spread that salmon gutter, I’m gonna tongue-twirl that funk button like a Lindsey.
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Lindsey is a fake} person. She acts like she's nice, loyal, smart, and kind but in reality, she's really not. Lindsey is someone who when she knows what she wants she gets it. She will commit {adultry} and never stop even if harms others. She will ask you to lie for her and will never do anything in return. She will expose all of your secrets, and others as well. Stay away from her because she is not good for you.
Person 1: Bailey is such a Lindsey.
Person 2: OMG she cheated on you!!!
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Hot
Loves to fuck but her parents don't know it
Rebel
Bitch
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A Hippo. Or a whale...you decide.
Oh my god, she's such a Lindsey!! Her hips are so full of blubber and cellulite.
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