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Linkin Park

An edgy band for edgy kids. They have some pretty decent songs though.

Guy 1:"Hey, do you listen to Linkin Park?"

Guy 2:"No, I don't self-harm."

by Lunaticia August 26, 2017

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linkin park

A nu-metal band who combine the following attributes to appeal to the mainstream:
- Vocals ranging from whimpering-to-screaming
- Rapping
- Computer generated music (particularly for song intros)
- Repetitive and extremely simplistic guitar playing
- Contrived dj scratching
- Lyrics stressing "pain, wounds (unhealing wounds in some cases), - memories and running away" without justification so as to appeal to the majority of teenagers or anybody who has ever felt a bit sad in their life.
- Songs strictly 2:30 to 3:30 minutes in length to fit radioplay standards rather than show musical expression.
- Gimmicky albums where songs are re-arranged and re-performed are put out more than their actual studio albums with original music (of which they have two, 'Hybrid Theory' and 'Meteroa')

Some typical linkin park lyrics
- "memories consume like opening the wound"
- "crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal"
- "it's easier to run replacing this pain with something numb"

by maidenheaven June 1, 2005

684๐Ÿ‘ 540๐Ÿ‘Ž


Linkin park.

1. Rap/metal/rock band with an intriguing beat and dark lyrics.

2. A group known only for the lead singer, Chester Bennington, who pretty much makes Linkin Park what it is.

3. Regarding quality of music: To all their own. Yet the blatant messages of teenage angst don't always apply...even though most of their fanbase is stuck on the literal.

4. Albums include: Meteora, Hybrid Theory, Reanimation, Collision Course (collaboration w/JayZ)

She can't hide no matter how much she tries,
Her secret disguised behind the lies.
And at night she cries away her pride,
With eyes shut tight staring at her inside.
All her friends know why she can't sleep at night.
All her family asking if she's alright.
All she wants to do is get rid of this hell.
But all she's gotta do is stop kidding herself.

"Carousel"

Damn, your music's so teenage angst it could rival Linkin Park's.

by Caisha Sin'ya April 17, 2005

95๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


linkin park

An angsty band popular among kids who shop at Hot Topic and have pent up anger. The most popular of their lyrics, "Craaaaaaaaawwwwwwling in my skiiiiiiin", is very popular among gaming messageboards, where people sub lyrics from other songs and lines from movies with that lyric.

Bob: Substitute a line from a movie or a lyric from another song with "Craaaaaaaaawwwwwwling in my skiiiiiiin".
Sam: Alright. Here's Napoleon Dynamite.
"Do the chickens have large talons Craaaaaaaaawwwwwwling in my skiiiiiiin?"

by SKS June 19, 2005

620๐Ÿ‘ 526๐Ÿ‘Ž


Linkin park

Craaaawling up my ass
My anus will not heal.

I wish Linkin park would get anthrax.

by Delthryn June 12, 2005

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linkin park

Band that i liked from 6th to 8th grade when i relized how annoying their screaming gets after awhile.
they wouldnt be so bad if they didnt scream so much.

Me in 6th grade, "Wow I love Linkin Park they are awesome."

Me now, "Wow Linkin Park sucks cock, their fuckin screaming is really annoying."

by Sexy Ben August 22, 2005

433๐Ÿ‘ 394๐Ÿ‘Ž


linkin park

Also known as "linkin crap" because of their huge (lack of) talent. An mtv band like many others that suddendly appeared on the charts, and suddendly disappeared.
They played a style called "nu-metal", an abreviation for "newb-metal", a style that was born when teenagers who didn't even know how to play decently an instrument tried to compose songs like real metal bands like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, etc. The result could only be a disaster.

male A: Hi sweetheart!
male B: Hi cutie!
male A: what are you listening to?
male B: linkin park! man they're so hot. their singer screams so loud..it seems like he's being sodomized.. and that brings great memories of you and me..
male A: yes...i'll never forget that night and that garden..
male B: it was so sweet. I never walked the same way after that.. *sigh*

by ze boda August 18, 2006

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