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Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.
Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.
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*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!
Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing
There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard
Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.
"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...
Ten minutes later
"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"
To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".
I got to go bleed the lizard.
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A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.
Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.
when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.
Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue
Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue
Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?
Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.
Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.
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