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Sexual Act in which you slap a girl in the face with your dick, then fuck her anally, then slap her with your dick again, then fuck her in the vag, then slap her in the face one last time before walking out.
Dude I wanna lumber liquidate that hoe.
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When a guy doesn't bathe, causing his cheese coated piss pipe to smell like a haunch of limberger!
Dude, you should tell your brother to bathe, I can smell his limberger lumber from here.
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to jack someones lumber or to be jackin' lumber lumber is basically to give someone a hand job.
Guy:"wanna come over tonight and jack my lumber?"
Girl:"eww, thats disgusting I'm never even going to touch you perv!"
Guy:"oh come on, its not like you've never been jackin' lumber before"
Girl:"Fuck You!"
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a really large poop that is quite hard in nature
Damn! I just had the biggest piece of butt lumber! i didn't even need to wipe it was so hard!
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Definition 1: A random phrase to yell when you feel left out of a conversation
Definition 2: A phrase to type when you see 2 people fighting on facebook, to annoy them or to amuse yourself from their arguement
Hank: Gavin, you are such a dick!
Gavin: At least I have a dick!
Hank: How did you know!
Dillon: MORE LUMBER!!!
Gavin: What the fuck dillon! go fuck yourself, were having a serious conversation!
Dillon: MORE LUMBER?
Gavin: No! Get the fuck out!
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Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.
"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."
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A woman, usually a lesbian, who looks so butch that she could take on a lumber jack.
Dude, I saw this lumber jill yesterday and couldn't tell if it was a man or woman.
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