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The two to three hour lunch break taken by many state employees.
"Where do you want to eat?"
"Not sure, but it's Friday so I'm thinking state lunch"
When a girl is eating out your asshole and jerking you off (rusty trombone), and you squeeze out a fart right in her mouth intentionally.
Dude, last night this chick was eating out my ass and I gave her the lunch combo. I had some awful Chinese food, and she puked everywhere.
an acronym meaning Love U No Crazy Homo. when you say this to a guy friend but you love them, but not like a crazy homo.
guy 1: cya
guy 2: aight, lunch!
guy 1: lunch!
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The act of scrounging the pantry, the frig or the seat cushions in order to find enough morsels to make up a meal. Based on the popular television show.
Man, potted meat, Vienna sausages and a half a pack of Ramen. We need to get some cash, these Survivor Lunches are killing me!
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The Gorilla Lunch™️ is a highly researched testosterone surging, instant strength gains inducing, orgasmically euphoric, badass MAN ONLY diet that is guaranteed to make your muscles huge and your cock P H A T. The diet is a simple once-daily intake of only 3 specific items that will instantly make your nuts tiiighttt and your bench press YUUUUGH. All you need to eat is one package of Great Value Hardboiled eggs, paired with Koops Arizona Heat Mustard, to sauce up them eggies! All that is left to do now is wash it all down with ONE beer of your choice. Reap the Gorilla Lunch™️ Rewards TODAY!
Daryl “Iron Pinkies” Strong Oak: Bro! This Gorilla Lunch™️ Has got my cock THROBBING after that 900 pound bench!
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An awkward, irritating co-worker that creeps you out during lunch. The lunch troll typically preys on pretty girls in the company cafeteria or break room. It may try to strike up an unwanted conversation with you, sit at your table uninvited, stare at you for long periods of time, or ask you on a date.
Mariah: I was getting coffee this morning and I turned around and saw lunch troll standing in the corner staring at me... eeew!
Beckie: That's not bad, I was in the cafeteria microwaving food and it came up and asked me what I did last night... *creepy*
Me: I was telling my buddies about this hot girl I just met and lunch troll sat down and started asking strange questions about her... *uncomfortable*
Glove lunch, known in the lesbian community as a date between two women, both or one of whom is not yet out of the closet.
Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch
"Look around, there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches happening here"
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