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A school where everyone is super judgmental. Mostly white school yet half the boys try to act like thugs because they smoke weed and wear designer brands. This school thrives on talking shit about other people and all people talk about is others. If you don’t wear designer or talk a lot of shit and do drugs you will not fit in to this school. South Lyon High School is one of two high schools in South Lyon and is known as the better school.
“hey there’s South Lyon high school!” “Oh yeah the whitest school in the state full of drugs and the most snobbish judgmental people!”
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Lyon County High School (LCHS), or as the alumni of the 80s call it "Lick Crack Home Slice" is nestled in the middle of Hickfuckville, Kentucky, population probably 2500. Everyone knows who you are and who your parents are, (we're all related anyway) even if you've never heard of them. The students at Lick Crack can be sorted easily: jocks (we don't even have a football team; basketball players think they're the shit), VERY Christian, nerds/geeks (meme lords), band kids (very special people), potheads, and kids who you'll forget about immediately after you graduate.
You'll often here "YEEE HAWWW" bellowed from the most redneck of them. They'll be spotted dipping Copenhagen and reving their Chevy Silverado trucks (that daddy paid for) in the student parking lot behind the library.
The entire school has three hallways that intimidate all freshmen. (During graduation, it's a joke in every valedictorian and salutatorian speech)
You'll come to find that most of the teachers aren't bad at all, but some of them give homework every night, and some of them never let you leave class. Some will be hella chill and some will lose your papers and make you redo them months later after you've forgotten the material.
"Did you hear that Lyon County High School got ANOTHER Spanish teacher this year?"
"Good. The old one just played Spanish movies and gave us pop quizzes."
possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :
'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'
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The obvious better high school in South Lyon, South Lyon east is better in every way compared too old. Unlike old, east is actually good at sports and isn't a school filled with dumbasses who have to rip a cart every 2 seconds. Old is filled people thinking they're the best but don't even know how to count the sides of a triangle.
"What school do you go too? -East kid
"I go to old hbu" -Old kid
"oh, dang so your a cunt, i go to South Lyon East" -East kid
"Lucky Old is filled with shit heads" -Olds
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The “south Lyon B00D” Gang is a gang of white faggots who try to act like bitches in front of their bitchy friends. They are considered “ cool “ because they smoke weed pop pills and snort moly. Officially don’t fuck with them because they most likely have someone in the family who will kill you..
Elizabeth: Oh god those kids just snapped after they dapped each other
Emily: oh god, must be the south Lyon blood gang
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Lyons township high school is a mess. these messy ass vsco ho’s will literally sell their soul for republishes. the boys are all addicted to nicotine although they’ve never smoked a cigarette in their lives. the school is infested with not only cockroaches but also mosquitoes. everyone’s rich parents give them a comfortable lifestyle of expensive cars and never actually dealing with the consequences of their actions because their parents could pay a fine.
“i’m very happy i don’t go to Lyons township high school”
“lyons township high school is disgusting!! it’s infested with bugs!”
“yeah another kid at lyons township high school got booked with his juul
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A shit hole of crack addicts and people who have small peens and are going to hell.
Dude you go to Lyons middle senior high school?
That means you a hoe bag backstabbing cunt.