My Sweet Baby Boy

The most perfect guy I could ever ask for. he makes me fall more in love with him every single day. thank you for everything baby. I pinky promise to love you forever.

Please be my sweet baby boy forever. I love you

miscarried my food baby

taking a crap

in relation to food baby.

i just miscarried my food baby.

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birth my food baby

Taking a shit.

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.

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my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

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Suck my toes baby girl

When you want to get a babe to lick ur toes

Jakob: ughg , suck my toes baby girl

Waldo: I feel u dude

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

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SHE MY BUST IT BABY

1. Your girlfriend or boyfriend

Boy 1: its that your girl?
Boy 2: yup she my bust it baby

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