A big sexy man with an enormous coc. It has been said in legends that it measures 12 inches
"It's raining" Thanks for the John Madden forecast because the water falling from the sky didn't already give it away.
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Benjamin Levi "Benji" Madden (born March 11, 1979) is the guitarist and backup vocalist of the band Good Charlotte. His twin brother, Joel, is the band's vocalist. His father left the family on Christmas Eve when he was 16 years old. Benji was often blamed for Joel's misbehavior because he was known as a troublemaker. Benji and Joel also suffered alienation in school for being fans of punk rock. Benji is 5 minutes older than his brother, Joel. They have an older brother named Josh who helps run "Made", their clothing brand. Benji is also nicknamed Kid Vicious after Sid Vicious. He is a vegetarian along with his brother. Benji also often works with Peta to help support vegetarianism and animal rights. Benji has many tattoos and some of which are of Jesus and Mary from the Bible.
see: Joel Madden Good Charlotte
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The football game following Madden 2004. The game added the new "hit-stick" feature and you only have to pay $50 for this great new game!
"Wow I just spent $50 in hopes that Madden 2005 would introduce something more then a new way to "hit" someone."
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Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.
βI Scott Maddenβed that girl last night.β
βPlease teach me the Scott Madden bro.β
When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.
Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.
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In American Football, when a defender swats a ball out of the air and thinks he's made a good play only for a receiver to then run onto the ball before its hit the ground and make a catch. It is so called because of the popular Madden video games where it happens frequently.
Player on Xbox live: Shit this kid defended my pass, oh wait its all right one of my players has made a Madden catch and I've scored a touchdown
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