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maddox

a fine asf big dick sexy lightskin that pulls all the bitches with ashton

have you seem maddox

by maddtfvgybhunjimkfyvgbuh September 27, 2019

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Maddox

Maddox’s are the best kind of people. They are overly talented and great at everything they do. Maddox is one of a kind and can lighten up a room just by being in it. Without Maddox the world seems to become smaller. Maddox is the smartest person I’ve ever met and not only that but the sweetest. Maddox has the most beautiful features I’ve ever seen. He is what many call perfect without even trying. Maddox’s are compassionate and easy to love. I love every second I spend with Maddox.

Maddox Blainey

by maddox’s future wife April 26, 2022

7👍 1👎


maddox

Also referred to as "the baddest mother-fucker in the Universe," Maddox is the epitome of all that is good about pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks and assholes. His controversial rants feed the fires of many wet-pussied liberals, dry-pussied soccer moms, and fat-pussied middle aged whores who pretend to care about the environment, prejudice, and children’s feelings. His strong views boast a lot of extreme fans or extreme anti-fans, but the anti-fans are faggots, so no one cares what they think. His great taste in good movies aids others to following the right path of mindless zombie movies and gore flicks such as Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness. His site is known, and often mimiced, for its black background, yellow link text and grey-text articles.

"Shit, dude; Maddox rocks balls!!!" - Everyone
"I think I just totally got dragon kicked to the face after reading that article" - Everyone else

by Jared Lee Johnson September 30, 2005

941👍 761👎


maddox

1.one of the all time worst quaterbacks in the NFL.

without him, they won their 5th superbowl title.

tommy maddox used to play for the pittsburgh steelers.
tommy maddox shit the bed!

by maura1424 July 14, 2006

274👍 215👎


Maddox

A sweet, kind hearted, athletic, cute guy who is loved by all. He is very popular. If you have a friend named Maddox then consider yourself the luckiest person ever.

Oh she’s so kind and sweet, she’s like Maddox.

by sexyblonde420 October 10, 2019

8👍 3👎


Maddox

Maddox is a nice, funny guy who hates batteries for some reason but also uses batteries to charge his precious Wii remotes. He is the nicest guy you’ll meet. He’s also really funny. He gets mad sometimes but his name is Maddox so deal with it he has to be. He plays Fortnite and Clash Royale but is bad at both of them. His homies are Jackson,Ava,Isaac,Cross,and Brooklyn. They are the squad.

Maddox is so hot.

by Your Average Joe Mama January 3, 2020


Maddox

Maddoxs are kind,smart, and beautiful. They will be a person that u can trust and keep by ur side. They are very protective of family and friends. Keep ur friends close, but ur Maddoxs closer!

"Maddox is very kind."

by BobaLover!127 September 30, 2020